GUESTBREAKER: Your Goddamn Bob Marley Poster
Look at that thing. Go back a couple decades and it might signify your support of universal love and civil disobedience, but you know what I see now? A girl who fucking. loves. weed. A girl whose musical taste is so undeveloped and weed-assisted that she becomes startled when there’s not only variation in music, but when songs end in under 15 minutes. I know it’s hard to get a “solid groove” on during a three-minute song, but one less toke out of your buddy Nosh’s totes awes gravity bong might improve your attention span.
Oh and you probably don’t shave your pits either.A Guest Dealbreaker written by Ryan.
